BLUE BLUE MY GIRL IS BLUE
BLUE IS HER SHORTS AND POLO SHIRT TOO
FLESH FLESH MY GIRL IS FLESH
SOMEBODY TOOK AWAY HER BLUE DRESS
Robert’s Note:
For context, we need to let our readers know that this particular quatrain was not the product of Yestradamus’ writings. He was sighted at an Alpha Omega Fraternity House singing these words, doing so completely smashed holding a bottle of Jack Daniels Whiskey and blowing smoke rings with pledges. Because of the construction of the words, which resembled a quatrain, it was taken by our crack team of intelligence analysts to be the real thing. After extensive research at the lab, it was determined that the words were lyrics written by a band called Tito, Vic and Joey from Manila.
Analysis:
We took the significance of the Alpha Omega Greek letters seriously and started from there as the basis for our inquiry. We plugged it into our super computer and found the most plausible combinations to mean the “beginning and the end.” We then took the beginning and the end of the quatrain and that gave us the words blue and dress – or simply blue dress. By the process of deduction, we determined that the woman cannot (emphasized) be a lady from New York City because if she were, she’d be wearing black and we are looking for someone wearing blue.
From that point, our investigation took us to California where our team is working diligently to crack the quatrain for the benefit of our readers. As of now, the teams haven’t reported back their findings, despite being out there for 14 days. But we are confident based on our actionable intelligence that the lady will be in California. We believe her name is BABALOO – after the linguistic analysis of the word blue, which was repeated 5 times in the quatrain. One of our preeminent linguistic experts spent an inordinate amount of time repeating the words BLUE in his bathroom and after a while he started stuttering and that was how he came up with BABALOO.
To investigate visual inflections, he wrote down the word BABALOO on his bathroom wall with ink reactive to black light and he swore that he saw a pair of eyes looking at him inside the bathroom. He immediately turned off the light and headed back to the office. He hasn’t been back home since! In a manner of speaking, he’s homeless.
Analyst 147X
